ACT I
SCENE 1:
The master bedroom, 11:53 p.m. on a sub-zero, Midwestern night.
A devout Christian wife and her secretly agnostic husband engage in the type of late-night pillow talk in which one spouse can easily implicate themselves or inadvertently insult their partner because only one of them is alert enough to participate in a coherent conversation. The husband is already asleep in bed. The wife enters the room and begins tinkering with the husband’s fancy iPhone.]
WIFE:
“Oh, you downloaded the Bible onto your iPhone? That’s cool!”
HUSBAND:
[Waking up] “Huh?...Yeah...I just did that today. I’ve been meaning to put it on there, but I never made the time to do it.”
WIFE:
"Cool. How did you get it on there?"
HUSBAND:
"I just downloaded it from the Apps Store onto my phone."
WIFE:
"Good. I was beginning to think you were turning into an atheist."
HUSBAND:
"Really? What made you think that?"
[His eyes open wide with shock without WIFE noticing while he laughs semi-nervously as if to dismiss a ridiculous idea.]
[Insert awkward moment of silence]
WIFE:
"Because I never see you read the Bible anymore. I just haven't said anything but it was really starting to make me nervous."
HUSBAND:
"Don’t worry. I’m not an atheist…"
[In the attempt to be sensitive to the underlying concern behind her statements, he stops abruptly and fights the temptation to volunteer more information…]
[insert second awkward moment of silence]
HUSBAND:
"Would you like to start reading the Bible together? Maybe starting with the Song of Solomon? I know you said that you’ve been wanting for the two of us to read it together. What do you…?
WIFE:
[Interjecting enthusiastically as if relieved] "Yes!...yes…please."
HUSBAND:
"Okay. We'll do that."
[Feeling like he has just half-heartedly committed to something he is not excited about, he then rolls over, turns off the bedside lamp and goes to sleep- somewhat relieved yet fearful of more discomforting conversations to come.]
To be continued…
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Unbelievable..
ReplyDeleteI'm in the midwest to and I came out as an agnostic to my wife during pillow talk the other night..